INNAWOODS

Note: This history was written by Generalissimo Loli, not me.

   

The events as experienced by yours truly, Generalissimo Loli. I can't remember all the drama, please tell me what I've missed.
Bolded stuff are Important Events or Important People
HOLY **** THIS IS LONG
     
In the beginning, there was Murrka, Skinwalker and Katbug.
     
We began as a /k/ alliance for taking down /pol/. A couple of people who played >Bloc for a while started the alliance. One of them was Katbug, and he blessed us with the forum we still use to this day.
     
We were called INNAWDS. (I can't remember if Katbug founded INNAWDS or Murrka.)
     
There were >Bloc threads on /k/. However I was celebrating the "return" of broton and lurking the /k/ paperdoll game, which is now hosted at http://innawoods.net/
     
The first minor happening for INNAWDS was The Castigation Of OPEC, a supposed loose coalition of oil price-fixing nations.
     
Oil prices soared from ~$30 to ~$60 per barrel. A comrade wanted to fix the oil prices for the benefit of INNAWDS, but a spy got to him and he was banned from Bloc.
     
INNAWDS policy was for people to join the Middle East, since they have a higher chance of striking oil. We became the largest alliance on Bloc, around 150+ members. Seeing our large numbers, the old alliances of Bloc quailed.
     
Those were the glory days.
     
I joined moments before the great /pol/ocaust as a regular INNAWDS member. I didn't get told much and just went along with the alliance. I believed in unity, unity was strength, our leaders were our leaders, and we should not squabble publicly.
     
We started The War Against The JIDF (/pol/) alliance, on rather vague terms if I recall correctly. I didn't like the battle, but I was invaded by Sand People from the JIDF and I didn't have much choice.
     
There was some drama going on the INNAWDS forums, but I was too busy trying not to die. Sand People wasn't thinking straight. I had the advantage of more troops and I to defeated him.
     
Then came The Blueman Incident. Obamastan (founder of JIDF) lost control of his nation and Blueman disbanded the JIDF. If you believe Ping The Master Shill's account, http://www.bloc.name/forum/index.php/topic,3004.msg52340.html#msg52340 he was Blueman.
     
Later, the JIDF crumbled and we celebrated our first victory on Bloc.
     
We built back our military prowess, and then came The ACE War. Maybe they were called IWTCIRD (I Want To Cum Inside Rainbow Dash) but I can't remember. Names aside, they were certainly /mlp/.
     
It was Heidiland's Debut on the forums and I think he was a pretty cool guy for a brony. Kept his autism in check and didn't shitpost. Much.
     
I don't recall the Bloc drama but we were offered a "bounty" and support to hit ACE. INNAWDS joined the war. We suffered losses and help seemed far away. I think Sanctum Ordinem (alliance dead, previously led by the now-infamous and banned Comrade Kirino) and FLAP joined later than us.
     
The war is now called the European Beef Incident and INNAWDS, along with our war allies, won. Personally, I don't remember the "bounty" ever being paid.
     
Then came a relative peace, where we rebuilt again after losses from the ACE war.
     
I think The Twin Shills Incident started here.
     
Let the shills forever live in infamy. They were: CrazyCurt along with a dozen aliases (Rasa Ksetra of Hussars Dodecurnal, Hussars being /hsg/ a Homestuck alliance) and Niggelodon (nation deleted, formerly in INNAWDS).
     
Skinwalker was right. Skinwalker saw them as shills but we ignored him.
     
I think Murrka went afk from the game around the same time, and we were still getting new members from /k/. Missing it's founder, unable to mass comm and to accept new members, INNAWDS went into disarray.
     
INNAWDS eventually decided to split ourselves into four, The INNAWDS Diaspora.
     
One alliance for each region. Leaders were for each region. After a long-ass vote for the names, we split into INNABUSH (africa), INNADERKA (middle east), INNACOKE (latin america), and INNANAM (asia).
     
INNABUSH was led by tunel_sneke (sp?).
INNADERKA was led by Hjaalvar/Rhuskhan.
INNACOKE was led by Katbug.
INNANAM was led by Targon.
     
This was probably the time the anti-INNAWDS Remove Kemical Kebabs meme was bandied about on Bloc. I believe we drafted the first /k/onsensus on chem usage to stop the Bloc community from dying due to massive rectal trauma. This declaration was passed around our forums, we weren't ever particularly active on the Bloc community.
     
And there was peace. CrazyCurt's nation was clearly linked on his profile, and I often wondered why the **** was he in here. I assumed he was a delegate of sorts and let things be.
     
Our mods were Katbug, CrazyCurt (I dunno how he became a mod) and Muffinsxl. Niggelodon tried to cause an happening (I forgot how), but the /k/onsensus was that he should pull out of a stupid war nobody wanted.
     
Things were quiet, and the problems were getting people to be active. Little did I know the happenings that was to come.
     
The Rise of RUKUNU, they was a "fresh" alliance, they'e rolled a couple alliances before and were swinging their dicks around claiming their 0% failure rate.
     
I remember they attacked us. Niggelodon was under attack.
     
He started a good thread, and help started pouring in. After supporting two nations who went on to become afk, I hesitated before joining in. I trusted the /k/onsensus.
     
Niggelodon seemed to be a good person, despite occasional bouts of shitposting. I ignored Niggelodon's shitposting, unity before all, and RUKUNU war was more important. CrazyCurt's shitposting became worse and worse. Editing other's posts and choosing random colours was Curt's trademark.
     
The Desertion. There were always deserters, but I felt this loss the most.
     
Some went afk, some went to FLAP and other alliances. I think most retained their forum accounts to spy on us.
     
The front was solely with Niggelodon. We funnelled troops to him. In total I funnelled ~50k troops to the shill.
     
I trusted him. Niggelodon posted suggestions for centralizing power, but were mostly ignored. We were losing this war by proxy.
     
RUKUNU's Deep Pockets Someone or someones were funding RUKUNU big-time. The UBA waffled about sending us any aid. Niggelodon asked around for support and found a resounding flat "no". We were left for the dogs.
     
Even with out aid RUKUNU seemed strong. After personally checking nations, I saw they were strong, stronger than my little army, maybe stronger than our rag-tag alliance.
     
Niggelodon's Revelation His sides couldn't take it anymore and he admitted to shilling us and /k/ for years on the Bloc forums.
     
Some other **** must've happened. I can't remember. CGL and AU declared war on INNAWDS, likely to hit us while we were down.
     
We signed a peace treaty before long. A real peace treaty, but we threw Katbug under the bus. He got gassed and couldn't be aided. Far as I know he wasn't even leading the alliance as RUKUNU has claimed, neither did I know how the negotiations went.
     
Honestly, I smell shills and false information. If you believe Ping The Master Shill, he claims to have started it. http://www.bloc.name/forum/index.php/topic,3004.msg52340.html#msg52340
     
Jenkins of AU demanded a portrait of himself which Rhuskhan obediently pained. Jenkins still uses it as his forum profile to this day. I think our leaders paid protection money to them too. Compensation for butthurt about being gassed.
     
Rhuskhan took control of the alliance. Everything went through him. Skinwalker was welcomed back, as a global mod. Katbug was stripped of leadership and went even further behind the curtains.
     
INNADERKA was re-named INNAWDS. INNACOKE and INNANAM disbanded. INNABUSH still lingers, tunel_sneke probably left in disgust.
     
I don't blame him.
     
The diaspora ended, we united unter Rhuskhan.
     
Hail! Hail, Rhuskhan, the late king, one-time leader of INNAWDS and keeper of the peace.
     
We had peace. We would be discarded again, of course. But at that time, I had no idea.
     
I built up. After this ignominious defeat, I was raring to build up militarily and reclaim the pride of INNAWDS. All available money was spent.
     
In this upheaval, I was granted Global Mod by peoples unknown. The mods were me, Skinwalker and Muffinsxl. I pushed for reduction of shillage. But I wasn't particularly active.
     
We had a skirmish with the North Poco Alliance. They attacked our members. We rebuilt, then after a while, we hit back. IIRC, Razven (Dragon_Tank) started to organized us, and Plebistan let us know of the chat http://xat.com/AVE_NEX_ALEA we use to this day.
     
One day, I woke up and as you see at the top, "Rhuskhan went full babby and quit." He deleted the INNAWDS alliance, deleted his INNADS forum account, asked RumSauce to delete his nation
     
He grew to hate us. I don't know why.
     
The chat was put to good use. I wasn't on the chat, but interim control was handed to Skinwalker and a rough plan of having a 5-man Junta council to contain the shilling and betrayals was put in place.
     
morrison1916 (Lebensraum) made us a new alliance, named Innawoods and we gathered under him. He served the Junta well and didn't go full babby, even after he left for the Federal Reserve during World War Bloc.
     
I went on the chat more often, and discovered I had people willing to vote for me.
     
The elections began, and I reluctantly ran. "If you want something done right, do it yourself." I thought. Little did I know, eh.
     
We had the First INNAWDS General Election and Fleur started the elections thread http://innawds.com/index.php?topic=789.0, and General Miroslav Jovanovic, Skinwalker, Targon, Does not Like **** Spiders (RemoveKolech), Sabin and I ran for votes.
     
    The results were as such and the bolded people went to become the Junta:
    Generalissimo Loli                       6 (13.6%)
    Targon                                          9 (20.5%)
    General Miroslav Jovanovic       10 (22.7%)
    Skinwalker                                  12 (27.3%)
    Sabin                                              2 (4.5%)
    Does Not Like **** Spiders     5 (11.4%)
    Total Members Voted: 44 out of 77 (57.1%)
     
I didn't do much diplomacy, but I monitored the Bloc forums a bit more.
     

The world at that time was divided into two major alliances:
     
Orchestra of Nations (OoN) or BLOC HYDRA contained FLAP and IFAP (Facepunch), GGU (Goons/SomethingAwful), African Union and Comintern. Most of these alliances are heavyweights and were oldfags compared to anyone from 4chan. Joining OoN meant leaving all your previous allegiances. http://www.bloc.name/forum/index.php/topic,1508.0.html
     
The Friends will be Friends Foundation (FFF) or BLOC CERBERUS were a newer alliance and contained mostly 4chan and imageboard alliances. INNAWDS wasn't in it at that time. http://www.bloc.name/forum/index.php/topic,2532.0.html
     
I kept up with forum applications and generally was the INNAWDS forum guy. We were apparently getting signed onto the OoN http://www.bloc.name/forum/index.php/topic,1508.msg48994.html#msg48994, with FLAP introducing us to the alliance. Someone on the Junta was supposedly on it, so, I kept quiet and let things happen.
     
Then came The Nuke Update As suggested by some of our members as a bit of positive publicity, I quickly drafted an official WMD declaration for INNAWDS http://www.bloc.name/forum/index.php/topic,2747.msg48400.html#msg48400 It went ignored.
     
Then came the Second RUKUNU War. Based on spurious information, we were invaded by RUKUNU. Ping claims to have caused the Second RUKUNU War http://www.bloc.name/forum/index.php/topic,3004.msg52340.html#msg52340
     
PEST, FLAP and a couple of people from FR and VU, apparently seeing free dosh and lulz, eventually joined in.
     
Pinned against these alliance with no backup, I decided to start us on one last trip into glory. We would defend ourselves and conduct this underhanded war with dignity. Leave no spot of earth untouched. Make them pay for each shekel they gain.
     
It worked, up to a point. I made the INNAWDS Declaration of War here http://www.bloc.name/forum/index.php/topic,2890.msg50624.html#msg50624 probably made them lose face in front of the Bloc community. Well, at least I hope it did.
     
Some of the Junta were also approached by the FFF by this time, and they had friendly intentions. Sort of. They managed to get nations from VU and FR to withdraw, a respite we needed. They stopped short of declaring war on RUKUNU, but hey, we get what we can.
     
With PEST/RUKUNU sensing certain victory, and snacking on delicious GDP, we somehow managed to sign a peace treaty ceasefire Sign The Loltreaty while nobody on the Junta was there, except maybe RemoveKolech.
     
The war is contained, they get free GDP, RUKUNU suddenly tells us they like us, Katbug, Skinwalker, Targon and I get the bus treatment.
     
RemoveKolech, former Junta, decided to leave for FLAP http://www.bloc.name/forum/index.php/topic,2889.0.html
     
With "peace" at hand, and after being bus'd by FLAP, INNAWDS entered the FFF instead.
     
Then along came A Minor Happening On Bloc, Ping attacked Vinland (the founder and leader of Vagarian Guard of FFF) in the guise of, uh. Well I don't know but everyone on Bloc was pissed that Vinland was suspected to be Comrade Kirino.
 
The Tale of Kirino: I don't know it well. Personally, I don't give a flying ****. He was quite an annoying poster on the Bloc forums. And people didn't like him for having a Kirino forum picture. I think. Kirino is a fictional girl from an Visual Novel/manga/anime  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_little_sister_can%27t_be_this_cute .
     
Anyway, someone on Bloc dox'd Comrade Kirino, revealed him to a fat mexican who apparently forced his sister to suck his dick. He was an 0/10 troll on some obscure imageboard and got his picture leaked.
     
After this /b/-tier debatable, Kirino was accused, then convicted of multiing and banned from Bloc and the Bloc forums.
     
People still hate him. And he supposedly joined Bloc again as Vinland. Smart guy.
     
After Ping The Master Shill's declaration, FFF moved to protect Vinland. Vinland was part of the Vagarain Guard, who were part of FFF. FLAP Declares War Against OoN http://www.bloc.name/forum/index.php/topic,2968.0.html
     
The stage was set for the great FFF/OoN war. The happening was at hand.
     
Ping decided he didn't want to cause WWBloc and said that it was all his idea. World War Bloc happened anyway, and the OoN counter declared war against FFF http://www.bloc.name/forum/index.php/topic,2970.0.html
     
Those were worrisome days for INNAWDS.
     
By amazing coincidence and hasty diplomacy, we managed to divert the OoN's attention from us. In this lull, we couldn't stay with FFF without having the impromptu Bloc crusade to direct their attention to us because illrektyoucausebackcheaterslel.tiff
     
We left FFF and declared neutrality. I don't like this decision, but we had to do it. Our spirit was broken by the loltreaty and we had to rebuild.
     
RUKUNU didn't like how us ditching their new crusade. Then they decided to peace out with us. RUKUNU/PEST probably had bigger people to burn at the stake.
     
FLAP crumbled, CorpralRoss was defeated by Vypr, and left Bloc, top lel. IFAP is crumbling.
     
Funny thing. If the FFF were really staffed with cheats, they would've won much more, much earlier.
     
RemoveKolech joined RUKUNU. Then came the Satan ****-up. He too, chose to join RUKUNU. Lebensraum left for Federal Reserve, initially without a word http://innawds.com/index.php?topic=920.0.
     
We managed to get ourselves on the Party Van with Federal Reserve (ex-/pol/) and GET (/s4s/). http://www.bloc.name/forum/index.php/topic,3170.0.html
     
The Happening has left us alone. A first in the history of INNAWDS.
     
We had peace to build ourselves up for whatever may come. We even have a couple allies with us. As part of the Junta, I'm glad I've done at least this.
     
I thank you for reading this long-winded thread.